Some people might be excited to see Gwenyth Paltrow in the new issue of ELLE. Me, I read it for the typography.

James Franco photo essay in the new ELLE shows what he does when he isn’t attending eight colleges (or whatever).

Here in San Francisco it’s pretty cold for summer (as one may expect). I’m also not rich, and live in a cramped studio apartment in a crappy part of town. Sometimes it’s nice to take a look at Elle Decor and imagine the possibilities, though. (Other times, it’s just depressing.)

Marry me, Rachel McAdams. (But since probably the answer is no, at least thanks for the photo shoot in Elle.)

A bunch of pictures of Gwen Stefani looking gorgeous? Elle thanks the prayers of my 16 year old self, still singing along to “Tragic Kingdom.”